The Sanatorium You might feel a slight sting

No Director For The Kane & Lynch Movie

Please don't make me direct this!

First of all, yes, they are making a Kane & Lynch movie. Second of all, they are not making it for the moment at least. Patrick Alessandrin was supposed to direct it, but he's out of the picture now, probably because he was busy not fucking up his career or something.

The production start date has now been postponed, possibly until the Q1 of 2011 and there is no new director yet, thank God. Supposedly, the movie will feature Bruce Willis in Kane's role and Jamie Foxx in Lynch's, but let's not get excited over this since it never ends well when games are made into movies, no matter who plays in them.